Corn on the Run

Life, the Universe, Everything

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And Here’s the THING. *insert hand motion here*

If I have already prepared myself for how I’m going to cope with visiting you in prison after you have

-blown up a government building.

-kidnapped all the children in from a local playground and taken them to ice cream.

-built a criminal network dedicated to the destruction of Morgan Freeman’s good name.

-shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Then honey child, I promise I can get over ANYTHING.

There’s nothing that I will say, well no. No. This simply will not stand. You and I are through to. Really.

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