March 2012
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Mar 1st
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“Give us your number.”
– Cait This is how she roles. This is how she gets all boys numbers and how she got us Dimple boy’s number. (via cornwashere) This is still relevant, though I don’t know who this person was. (via ladylikebehavior) Dimple boy! Cancer surviving, super handsome, LotR finding Dimple boy.
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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today i have ingested:
sleepinnude: a sleeve and a half of oreos five cups of coffee (possibly six) half a bag of pirate’s booty three cigarettes and a questionable bag of frozen broccoli. i adult well. This woman knows how to adult. She and I adult the same. 
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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ListenTop Five Composers #2 Murray Gold Sure, he may...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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ListenTop Five Composers #4 Danny Elfman Listen...
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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WatchWatch
What did I say Cait? No one ships John and Sherlock as much as the Koreans.  ….or possibly Mark Gatiss. I’m just saying. via :  ascandalofbaskervillefall:fannishminded:allarelost:
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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normal people don't do this; part eleven million
oh-you-better-run: Because someone asked me about my Augustus Caesar feelings and it was perilously unwise, here’s the thing: the Emperor Augustus, also known as Octavian, also known as the first citizen of Rome, also known as the son of a god, also known as “that fucking brat”, he is my favourite person in all of history. I realise that this must seem a little odd, given that he is, in...
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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So, before I google things I am unfamiliar with...
Because.  Well thats more fun  isn’t it ? If you tumbl-search  Supernatural it will  tell  you  that it  is a show about an angel  in love with a curt, gruff  man who  has a homoerotically  codependent relationship with his brother.    Though, lets be honest.  That is what  that show is about 
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Remember that time Tony Stark and Pepper Potts...
Feb 27th
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)  #the act of throwing shade (via carlsaganisgayporn) #BURN (via dank-potion)
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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ianisourqueen: People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum. Voldemort Sauron Lex Luthor Cthulhu Sephiroth The Joker Kira Julie Plec Stephenie Meyer Maleficent Aqua Man Elena Gilbert CTHULHU. CTHULHU Whoa. Aqua Man would be a fine President. Calm down. You think bagging on Aqua Man makes you look cool but it just makes you sound cynical. 
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Me: MOM THERE IS A SPIDER ON MY BED!
Kendall: I can deal with a spider...its whales that I don't want to find in my room.
Me: Whales?
Kendall: Yes, I don't understand why more people aren't afraid of whales.
Me: In your room.
Kendall: If there was a whale in my room, I would pass the hell out. They're the biggest animals on the planet.
Me: A whale wouldn't fit in your room.
Kendall: But if it did!
Feb 26th
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Hey man! How's it going?
wantstobelieve: Inspired from that interview where Tom described coming back to ‘Loki’ in the Avengers after three movies post-Thor and giving the Jotun an insanely insensitive greeting.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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“What time is it? Shit, 3:33 that’s half the sign of the devil.”
– My father
Feb 25th
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“Neil, you idiot!”
– My mother- who has also taken to yelling at Neil while we watch White Collar
Feb 25th
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Cyclops is my favorite.
Just sharing. Just so you know. Cyclops is my favorite X-Man. I said it. It’s true.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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"Oh Honey, you should see me in a crown."
May or may not being my new mantra.
Feb 24th
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“They were kissing. Put like that, and you could be forgiven for presuming that...”
– Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys (via confettidancefloor)
Feb 23rd
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
Feb 23rd
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Have we talked about my Grandmother?
Recently? Ever? Yes. No? I don’t remember, and frankly, tumblr isn’t reliable enough that I could search through to figure it out. So my grandmother is an interesting woman. Not a particularly nice woman mind you but interesting. She is a hoarder and has dementia. To be clear neither of these things are contributing factors to why I think she is a bad person, just important pieces of...
Feb 23rd
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I need to stop reading posts about Sherlock.
Mostly I just end up crying in my bed with my cat looking at me like I am an abject failure.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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You know what I miss about tumblarity?
Not a lot to be honest. Not a whole fucking lot. But what I do miss is that it used to give you these sweet pie charts of what you blogged about: photos vs links vs test. You know. That was nice. The rest of it was complete rot. 
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Fat Tuesday
I am fat and happy. At least half of that is true. What the fuck am I going to do for Lent this year? Last year I gave up tumblr, which was actually a great life choice as I was in the shit storm of my senior semester and it was for the best that I didn’t spend my days laughing at pictures of cats dressed as The Doctor. Because I mean REALLY that isn’t a good use of anyone’s time and I had papers...
Feb 22nd
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And Here's the THING. *insert hand motion here*
If I have already prepared myself for how I’m going to cope with visiting you in prison after you have -blown up a government building. -kidnapped all the children in from a local playground and taken them to ice cream. -built a criminal network dedicated to the destruction of Morgan Freeman’s good name. -shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then honey child, I promise I can...
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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