January 2012
22 posts
I should really drink this much all the time
Jan 1st
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Apparently enough whiskey makes my clothes come...
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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oooh she's got the drunk hiccups
WOAH just because it is true doesn’t mean you have to tell everyone. I mean, you try drinking an eight ounce glass of Makers Mark and then another shot and not get the hiccups. 
Jan 1st
22 notes
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I have whiskey and a blog, did I need more plans...
Jan 1st
December 2011
32 posts
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Dec 31st
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“The fundamental image of life, of family, of childhood, of survival, is man and...”
– Russell T Davies, The Writer’s Tale (via paralleltoparallel)
Dec 31st
110 notes
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I may have stopped watching Glee this season...
madmanwithabox: Naya Rivera I want to put my mouth on your mouth. 
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
79,254 notes
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via boxofoctaves)
Dec 27th
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Sister: Mom! Your TV is so loud, it's vibrating my soul!
Mom: You don't have a soul!
Dec 25th
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My sister does not seem to think KRISTIN BAUER VAN...
Dec 25th
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Listen, I know I haven't been watching Glee this...
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
202 notes
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Denzel Washington is GREAT in the Kenneth Branagh...
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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“Good news, P’s aunt fell down a flight of stairs, so she might not want to...”
– My sister, regarding her husband’s aunt and Christmas dinner. 
Dec 21st
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I need to get a copy of X-Men First Class REAL BAD
Dec 20th
11 notes
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branandsummer: oh man it is so close to christmas time to get out my copy of little women See people, it’s totally not weird to read the same book every year for Christmas!
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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For New Years Eve
I think my nonsexual life partner Cait will watch some Marvel movies and play the Loki Drinking game.
Dec 20th
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Oh eleventyspasm, please never change.
Dec 20th
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Ugh, Mycroft you are king of the trolls.
Dec 20th
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What I am more excited about Christmas Doctor Who...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Sookie Stackhouse Novels
So in the past week I have read Dead Until Dark, Living Dead in Dallas, and Club Dead. It’s really not much of an accomplishment when you consider the relative difficulty. Lets discuss. I’ve said it to everyone I’ve met in the past week but PRO TIP for your first book do not write it in the first person. It takes a very talented writer and tremendous difficulty to pull off the first person well....
Dec 20th
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In an attempt to spread some holiday cheer, I...
Why? Because I am a crazy stalker lady? Maybe, but no. Because I have many shit days. Because my post graduation life has not been the best. I really didn’t expect to find myself a self made millionaire or even really better off than I was in college. I just didn’t think that I would be worse off than I was in college. I certainly did not expect to be back with my parents, and if...
Dec 20th
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Sir, even if you put your dog in a backpack and...
Dec 20th
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“Bill is fine on his own! Go be happy somewhere not Sookie’s vagina, Bill!”
– T, as we were discussing True Blood.
Dec 20th
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“BTW I have some Christmas-y things for you but they probably won’t arrive to you...”
– My Nemesis to me.
Dec 20th
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Do you remember Kirk from Gilmore Girls?
Well let me just tell you—every small town has one of those guys. In the fish, we have Lyle. Lyle is, in a word, interesting. The coffee shop where I work has been DEAD and he keeps coming in to chat with me. Here are the highlights from the slew of stories he has related to me- -The time his buddy shot a hawk, almost got blown in two by a sniper, and then arrested. (Fun fact, he claims the hawk...
Dec 20th
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The wild life I lead. I just received the most...
Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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Sometimes I wonder how often a single episode of...
Dec 15th
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A Study in Scarlet
            A Study in Scarlet was rather good if rather dense. Perhaps it was dense because for too long I have been haunting tumblr reading fan fiction and the ramblings of my favorite bloggers. Perhaps it was dense because I am not accustomed to the writing style of the late 19th century. Perhaps it’s just a dense book. Regardless, it was enjoyable.             Overall, I thought it was a bit...
Dec 9th
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tony stark feels take the wheel
gyzym: Okay, so we gotta talk about this gif [made by sergeantjames, which I pulled out of this post because I felt like it would be a little crazy to write extended commentary about ONE GIF out of a full, awesome gifset and just totally ignore all the others. But you should check out the original post; SO MUCH TONY, and sergeantjames has mad gif skills, yo]. Or, I should say, we gotta talk...
Dec 8th
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