February 2012
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normal people don't do this; part eleven million
oh-you-better-run:
Because someone asked me about my Augustus Caesar feelings and it was perilously unwise, here’s the thing: the Emperor Augustus, also known as Octavian, also known as the first citizen of Rome, also known as the son of a god, also known as “that fucking brat”, he is my favourite person in all of history.
I realise that this must seem a little odd, given that he is, in...
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So, before I google things I am unfamiliar with...
Because. Well thats more fun isn’t it ?
If you tumbl-search Supernatural it will tell you that it is a show about an angel in love with a curt, gruff man who has a homoerotically codependent relationship with his brother.
Though, lets be honest. That is what that show is about
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Remember that time Tony Stark and Pepper Potts...
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
#the act of throwing shade
(via carlsaganisgayporn)
#BURN
(via dank-potion)
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ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
CTHULHU. CTHULHU
Whoa. Aqua Man would be a fine President. Calm down. You think bagging on Aqua Man makes you look cool but it just makes you sound cynical.
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Me: MOM THERE IS A SPIDER ON MY BED!
Kendall: I can deal with a spider...its whales that I don't want to find in my room.
Me: Whales?
Kendall: Yes, I don't understand why more people aren't afraid of whales.
Me: In your room.
Kendall: If there was a whale in my room, I would pass the hell out. They're the biggest animals on the planet.
Me: A whale wouldn't fit in your room.
Kendall: But if it did!
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Hey man! How's it going?
wantstobelieve:
Inspired from that interview where Tom described coming back to ‘Loki’ in the Avengers after three movies post-Thor and giving the Jotun an insanely insensitive greeting.
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“What time is it? Shit, 3:33 that’s half the sign of the devil.”
– My father
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“Neil, you idiot!”
– My mother- who has also taken to yelling at Neil while we watch White Collar
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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Cyclops is my favorite.
Just sharing.
Just so you know.
Cyclops is my favorite X-Man.
I said it. It’s true.
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"Oh Honey, you should see me in a crown."
May or may not being my new mantra.
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“They were kissing. Put like that, and you could be forgiven for presuming that...”
– Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys (via confettidancefloor)
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
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Have we talked about my Grandmother?
Recently? Ever?
Yes. No? I don’t remember, and frankly, tumblr isn’t reliable enough that I could search through to figure it out.
So my grandmother is an interesting woman. Not a particularly nice woman mind you but interesting. She is a hoarder and has dementia. To be clear neither of these things are contributing factors to why I think she is a bad person, just important pieces of...
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I need to stop reading posts about Sherlock.
Mostly I just end up crying in my bed with my cat looking at me like I am an abject failure.
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You know what I miss about tumblarity?
Not a lot to be honest.
Not a whole fucking lot.
But what I do miss is that it used to give you these sweet pie charts of what you blogged about: photos vs links vs test. You know.
That was nice.
The rest of it was complete rot.
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Fat Tuesday
I am fat and happy.
At least half of that is true.
What the fuck am I going to do for Lent this year? Last year I gave up tumblr, which was actually a great life choice as I was in the shit storm of my senior semester and it was for the best that I didn’t spend my days laughing at pictures of cats dressed as The Doctor. Because I mean REALLY that isn’t a good use of anyone’s time and I had papers...
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And Here's the THING. *insert hand motion here*
If I have already prepared myself for how I’m going to cope with visiting you in prison after you have
-blown up a government building.
-kidnapped all the children in from a local playground and taken them to ice cream.
-built a criminal network dedicated to the destruction of Morgan Freeman’s good name.
-shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Then honey child, I promise I can...
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“My boobs are amazing. Yours are great but mine are amazeballs. Your boobs are...”
– -Corn.
Our boobs are great…and so is Sherlock.
(via ladylikebehavior)
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Watchneil-gaiman:
Just watch this. (If it lets you watch it where you are. If it doesn’t, I recommend Tunnelbear.)
“You’ve confused a war on religion with not always getting everything you want.”
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Sister: Thanks sister, Happy Vag day.
Me: Really sister? happy Vag day? Really? Vag?
Sister: It's a sex holiday, they should call it vag day.
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How I Met Your Mother made me want to scream so I...
Ted Mosby. CALM YO TITS. You cannot keep being all like Robin I love you when you don’t want to be alone. Fucking hell. YOU DON’T WANT THE SAME THINGS.
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“So do you think Sherlock is stalking John or was he just standing around the...”
– Cait
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I don't understand when someone says they ship...
ladylikebehavior:
Sooooooo you’re saying you read the books? And forced no outside opinion on what was written? The characters you read are pretty much the characters you envision? You spend a lot of time daydreaming about the boys hanging out together, solving crimes and harassing Mrs. Hudson and you think it makes total sense that John goes off and gets married someday? You agree with the...